Am I the only mum who hates school holidays?

I hate holidays. I have a week of hell where I am forced to find constant entertainment for the girls, who are too young to entertain themselves without causing severe damage to each other or the house.

The idyllic notion I had of me and two children skipping happily across the beach or the park hasn't materialised. People can hear us for miles arguing and shouting around the streets. Me pushing a screaming toddler in the push-chair with a whinging 3 year old trailing behind.

Roll on Monday.